Plus: An Arizona senator spoke from the state house floor about her plans to get an abortion.

Here’s another edition of Hard to Believe It’s Only Tuesday, a weekly roundup of the top headlines, tweets, toks, takes, and more in abortion news. You can always email me (andrea.grimes@gmail.com, or grimesandrea@proton.me for more sensitive inquiries) or DM me on instagram with action items, takes, and news clips. This post is probably too long for email, so click the headline above or head to the HTBIOT page to get the full read in your browser, because you don’t want to miss this week’s Goodnight and Good Dunk!

Photo via Bart Everson/Flickr/Creative Commons

The big takeaway: Tomorrow — Tuesday, March 26 — the Supreme Court will hear oral arguments in FDA vs. Alliance for Hippocratic Medicine, the case brought (and judge-shopped for) by anti-abortion lobbyists seeking to repeal FDA approval for mifepristone and legitimize the use of the Comstock Act to ban abortion nationwide.

Importantly, SCOTUS is not taking up the AHM’s pursuit of a total-mife repeal or the Comstock angle; instead, it will only consider recent updates to the FDA’s updated Risk Evaluation and Mitigation Strategies (REMS) rules around mifepristone that made the medication somewhat easier to prescribe and access. But the implications are still massive — as the Kaiser Family Foundation put it, “many people are watching whether the Court will block the FDA’s independence in determining the conditions required to assure a drug’s safe use— something the Court has never done before.”

And another thing: Please allow me to once again climb upon my soapbox to preach the gospel of Donald J. Trump will say literally any fucking thing to fill air time! Over the past couple of weeks, the national political press has been afroth over his latest word-vomit around a national abortion ban. My Google Alerts are an absolute travesty:

Here’s what: Trump is not “nearing” a decision on a national abortion ban, and he’s not “thinking” about a “reasonable” compromise. There is no such thing as Trump deciding anything on abortion; he will support whatever the anti-abortion lobby tells him to support. There is also no such thing as a “reasonable” compromise on abortion bans, because abortion bans at any stage are unreasonable, and not compromises.

Importantly, no one seems to be asking Trump — or any anti-abortion politician, really — the most essential follow-up question about abortion bans anywhere, which is: “How would you enforce your preferred abortion ban?” Every single politician who supports abortion bans should have to put in word and in writing their desired means of enforcement — whether they’re looking for civil penalties or criminal charges and at what level, and whether they intend to criminalize pregnant people as well as medical professionals and other people who facilitate and support abortion access in violation of abortion bans. If they won’t answer that question, we deserve to hear about that, too. I am begging reporters to keep this question in their back pocket at all times, and to use it liberally!!

The Top Headlines


The Takes

  • Legal + medical scholars Holly Fernandez Lynch and Aaron S. Kesselheim are in JAMA looking at the federal case up for oral arguments at the Supreme Court tomorrow: “At this precarious moment for both the administrative state and abortion access, the Supreme Court should avoid inappropriate intrusion into FDA’s public health mission by firmly rejecting efforts to second-guess the agency’s scientifically supported approach to relaxing mifepristone restrictions. The Court should also reinforce the agency’s authority more broadly, although neither result appears likely. Meanwhile, FDA should ensure that its decisions going forward hew as closely as possible to the available evidence in hopes of mitigating further attack while the agency remains in the political crosshairs.”
  • ReproJobs has announced they’re sunsetting their work after 10 years, this July: “Organizations do not need to live forever. Leaders need to know when it’s time to step aside and make space for new voices and visions. Not only that, but my role has shifted within the movement and it is critical that this work is led by people who are workers within it. I am confident that new voices with brilliant and imaginative ideas will take our place. Indeed, some already have.
  • Neonatalogist Dr. Fozia Saleem-Rasheed is in Prism with a powerful take on the reproductive injustices Israel is committing against pregnant Palestinians and Palestinian children: “Israel’s war on Gaza has also been a war on health care. Hundreds of health care workers have been killed by Israel since the bombardment of Gaza began in October. Hospitals are barely functional, and mothers and their newborns are at the brink of death and starvation due to lack of humanitarian aid. The emotional agony in which medical staff are working will cause generational trauma.”
  • UCSF professor and former evangelical minister Bradley Onishi is in Politico with a deep dive into the Christian theological and dogmatic faults around claims that “life begins at conception.”

The Tweets/Toks/Grams

  • Watch We Testify’s Instagram reel featuring Emma Christina Hernández demonstrating how medication abortion works!
  • The Amarillo Reproductive Freedom Alliance has an IG post and a whole bunch of stories unpacking the mife case — which, you’ll remember, started in Judge Matt Kacsmaryk’s Texas Panhandle court because anti-abortion lobbyists knew he’d be sympathetic to their demands.

The Fuck Are We Supposed to Do About It?

  • 👕 SWAG OF THE WEEK! 👕
    • 🧩 ATTN: crossword nerds! Get you some puzzles for reproductive justice! 🧩
  • 💸 Alabama: The Yellowhammer Fund is looking for more abortion fund-a-thon teams to help ensure they can fully fund their Catalysts for Reproductive Justice Fellowship. You needn’t be based in Alabama to fundraise!
  • 🍰 McAllen, TX: The Frontera Fund’s bake-a-thon for abortion is back, and they “knead” (lolololol) you! The bake sale is Saturday, April 20 at The Gremlin.
  • 🎥 Dallas: The Texas Equal Access Fund is hosting a screening of Preconceived, a new documentary about crisis pregnancy centers, on Saturday, April 20th.
  • 🤠 Dallas: Join Avow Texas for Deep Canvassing Volunteer Days on March 29 and April 20th. Sign up here.
  • 👶🏽 North Texas: The Texas Equal Access Fund‘s infant care resource drive is back, this time on Saturday, May 4th, at Rubber Gloves in Denton.
  • 🥂 Dallas: The Texas Equal Access Fund‘s First Bloom event is set for Thursday, May 16th.
  • 🔬 Anywhere, for abortion fund leaders: Participate in a UCSF study!
  • 🦺 St. Louis area: Illinois’ Hope Clinic is looking for clinic escorts. Here’s how to learn more.
  • 🐝 Anywhere: The “Pollination Station,” Apiary Practical Support‘s volunteer training series, is now taking applications.
  • 🚗 Kentucky: The Kentucky Health Justice Network is looking for volunteer drivers and case managers. Here’s where to sign up.
  • 📱 North Texas: The Texas Equal Access Fund is looking for bilingual Spanish-speaking volunteers for their text line. Here’s where to sign up.
  • 📥 Anywhere: Looking for a job in repro? ReproJobs can help you spruce up your resume.
  • 🤠 Texas: Local teen-friendly businesses in in Bryan, College Station, Lubbock, or San Angelo can become pickup spots for repro kits assembled by Jane’s Due Process. Here’s the application form.
  • ⛰️ Southwestern Virginia and Appalachia: The New River Abortion Access Fund is looking for volunteers.
  • 🗳️ Anywhere, U.S.: Hey Jane x Vote America helps prep voters to support pro-abortion policies and candidates

Goodnight and good dunk — Repro researcher Ushma Upadhyay called for better mife-related illustrations on articles about medication abortion, and ReproMemes had a few ideas. I like this one, depicting a raccoon doing a big chomp on Judge Matt Kacsmaryk’s beady little head.


That’s all for this week. I’m sure I’ve missed something you’d like to see featured in this roundup, for I am but one woman with a computer and an abortion-news-induced drinking problem. Holler at me — andrea.grimes@gmail.com or grimesandrea@proton.me for more sensitive inquiries, or DM me on Instagram, and I’ll try to add follow-ups as I’m able.

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