Plus: Idaho takes its case against life-saving abortion care to SCOTUS.


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Here’s another edition of Hard to Believe It’s Only Tuesday, a weekly roundup of the top headlines, tweets, toks, takes, and more in abortion news. You can always email me (andrea.grimes@gmail.com, or grimesandrea@proton.me for more sensitive inquiries) or DM me on instagram with action items, takes, and news clips. This post is probably too long for email, so click the headline above or head to the HTBIOT page to get the full read in your browser, because you don’t want to miss this week’s Goodnight and Good Dunk!

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The big takeaway: On Wednesday, a second major abortion case goes to the Supreme Court for oral arguments. In Moyle vs. United States, Idaho argues that its abortion ban overrules the federal Emergency Medical Treatment & Labor Act, which requires hospitals to provide “stabilizing” care to people experiencing medical emergencies — in short, that hospitals and medical professionals in Idaho are not allowed to treat pregnant patients if treatment involves the termination of pregnancy, for life-saving or any other reason.

If you are thinking to yourself, “Well that sounds like some ghoulish fuckery,” you are absolutely right. It’s some ghoulish fuckery. The Fifth Circuit has already allowed Texas to deny people life-saving abortions; the horrific consequences are detailed in an AP investigation released this week:

At Sacred Heart Emergency Center in Houston, front desk staff refused to check in one woman after her husband asked for help delivering her baby that September. She miscarried in a restroom toilet in the emergency room lobby while her husband called 911 for help.

It’s important to remember that opposing EMTALA-sanctioned care for pregnant people is the standard, mainstream, Republican and anti-abortion position. These aren’t fringe beliefs or outliers with a few rogue ideas about emergency medical care. This is the way the GOP wants it to be for everyone, everywhere in the country.

The Top Headlines


The Takes

  • Organizer and author Kelly Hayes ran an excerpt from Angela Hume’s Deep Care: The Radical Activists Who Provided Abortions, Defied the Law, and Fought to Keep Clinics Open in her newsletter this week. Folks interested in the history of self-managed abortion will be especially interested, as it covers the development of the Del-Em device and menstrual extraction pre-Roe.
  • Physician Caitlin Gustafson is in TIME writing about her experience providing emergency pregnancy care in Idaho: “If the Court holds that federal law no longer protects pregnant people during emergencies, it will give anti-abortion politicians across the country the green light to deny essential abortion care, push providers to leave states where the choices made with their patients can be second-guessed by prosecutors, and continue this cycle of inhumanity for patients.”
  • Heck of a column from Jamelle Bouie in the NYT: “The states’ rights case for determining abortion access — let the people decide — falters on the fact that in many states, the people cannot shape their legislature to their liking. Packed and split into districts designed to preserve Republican control, voters cannot actually dislodge anti-abortion Republican lawmakers. A pro-choice majority may exist, but only as a shadow: present but without substance in government.”

The Tweets/Toks/Skeets/Grams

  • Republicans love abortion bans! They’re all about them! All kinds of them! Whatever they can get! Banning abortion is their favorite thing! They are not becoming “more moderate” or looking for “compromises” outside of saying whatever it takes to hoodwink voters!

The Fuck Are We Supposed to Do About It?

  • 👕 SWAG OF THE WEEK! 👕
  • 🗣️ Anywhere: Women on Web is looking for Polish speakers to join their help desk.
  • 🏛️ Washington, D.C.: Rally at the Supreme Court on Wednesday morning, April 24 during oral arguments in the EMTALA case.
  • 💸 EVERY-THE-FUCK-WHERE: It’s abortion fund-a-thon season, an annual bevy of bowl-a-thons, bake-a-thons, craft-a-thons, and basically every other kind of a-thon you can think of to celebrate and fund members of the National Network of Abortion Funds. Find your local event here!
  • 🌸 Baltimore: The Baltimore Abortion Fund’s Blossom Bash is Thursday, May 2.
  • 👶🏽 North Texas: The Texas Equal Access Fund‘s infant care resource drive is back, this time on Saturday, May 4th, at Rubber Gloves in Denton.
  • 🥂 Dallas: The Texas Equal Access Fund‘s First Bloom event is set for Thursday, May 16th.
  • 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾 Dallas: The Afiya Center is hosting the Texas Black Womxn Reproductive Justice Summit in Dallas from May 23-26.
  • 🪩 Brownsville, TX: The Frontera Fund‘s Drag-A-Thon is Saturday, May 25.
  • 🦺 St. Louis area: Illinois’ Hope Clinic is looking for clinic escorts. Here’s how to learn more.
  • 🐝 Anywhere: The “Pollination Station,” Apiary Practical Support‘s volunteer training series, is now taking applications.
  • 🚗 Kentucky: The Kentucky Health Justice Network is looking for volunteer drivers and case managers. Here’s where to sign up.
  • 📱 North Texas: The Texas Equal Access Fund is looking for bilingual Spanish-speaking volunteers for their text line. Here’s where to sign up.
  • 🤠 Texas: Local teen-friendly businesses in in Bryan, College Station, Lubbock, or San Angelo can become pickup spots for repro kits assembled by Jane’s Due Process. Here’s the application form.
  • ⛰️ Southwestern Virginia and Appalachia: The New River Abortion Access Fund is looking for volunteers.
  • 🗳️ Anywhere, U.S.: Hey Jane x Vote America helps prep voters to support pro-abortion policies and candidates
  • 💸 From your wallet:

Goodnight and good dunk — The Onion takes on Arizona’s 19th-century abortion ban in a slideshow that includes the sentence “Women are exclusively referred to as “varmints” throughout the law’s text.”


That’s all for this week. I’m sure I’ve missed something you’d like to see featured in this roundup, for I am but one woman with a computer and an abortion-news-induced drinking problem. Holler at me — andrea.grimes@gmail.com or grimesandrea@proton.me for more sensitive inquiries, or DM me on Instagram, and I’ll try to add follow-ups as I’m able.


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